Topical Jokes for 2/8

A company in Denver has created a dating app that connects fellow pot smokers. The app is great because even if you don’t like the person you meet, sparks are gonna fly.

In Florida, a woman who didn’t know she was pregnant set a state record by giving birth to a 14 pound baby. The woman realized she was pregnant when the 14 pound baby started kicking, and cracked three of her ribs.

Researchers have developed a smartphone app that lets you test yourself for STDs. The app can be a bit confusing to use at first, especially if you’ve never seen the “You’ve Got AIDS” emoji.

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