Mr and Ms Rosenberg are trying to think of something really special to do for their son's bar mitzvah. They have seen all kinds of themes and all of them seemed played. Finally they decided they would do a safari bar mitzvah. They would fly all the guests over to Africa, and do the bar mitzvah along the safari route.
The big day came and the bar mitzvah boy and all the guests are out on the Savannah looking at the wildlife. Suddenly, their guides tell everyone to stop.
After waiting about 15 minutes, the father asked the guide, "what's the delay?"
The guide said, "we're waiting for the Cohen bar mitzvah to finish up"
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