Two markets were flying...
...next to each other, when one of them says to...
Fly Jokes
What do you eat when you fly?
Plane food or Plain food?
They said when pigs fly..
But the swine already flu
Little Johnny... The Way You Think
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farm...
your wifi name
Pretty Fly for a Wifi
What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
So I was at a restaurant the last week and....
...we took some friends out to a new restaurant...
Sexist UFO
A strange disk appeared in the sky. It would ho...
A limerick for The Isle of Skye
When I was on the Isle of Skye
I overdid the ...
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay...
The New Samurai
The head samurai of Japan has died, the Emperor...
Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
The Fly and R Kelly
A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks "Mr Kelly c...
How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?
Electro cute
What do you call bagels that can fly?
"Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...
A girl with tight skirt tries to get on a bus....
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman w...
So there are 3 scientists in a lab studying flies...
There are 3 scientists in a lab studying flies....
Heard this at work the other day.
A woman walks in to the haberdashery, and brows...
What do you call an object used as seating that can fly?
A rocket lawn-chair.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A Flew
I know..
Why do seagulls fly to the dumps along the coast of New England?
To beat the Portugees
Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D
Someone stole my car ...
I guy walks up to a cop outside a bar and says,...
My paper aeroplane won't fly.
It's completely stationery.