A drunk stumbling down the street walks up to this cop and says, “Man, somebody stole my car.”
Cop says, “Well, where was it last?”
Man says, “Right here on the end of this key.”
Cop says,“I dunno man. Why don’t you head to the precinct house and report it there. They’ll get you filled out with all the right forms and papers.”
Guy says, “Okay,” starts to walk off.
Then the cop says, “Before you go downtown you’re gonna want to zip up your fly.”
Guy looks down and goes, “Oh man, they got my girl, too.”
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> *Townes Van Zandt tells it at "Live at the Old Quarter in Houston, Texas" at the beginning of the live edition of "Mr. Mudd & Mr. Gold."*
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