Arriving in England in his private jet, Mr. Trump boarded a waiting limousine where he met the Queen. Together they drove to London where they switched to a carriage hitched to six white horses. As the coach proceeded to Buckingham Palace, the rear horse let fly a putrid, long-hovering fart. The coach stunk like a sewage treatment plant and Mr. Trump held a handkerchief over his nose. The Queen turned to Donald and said: "Mr. Trump, please accept my humblest apologies, but I'm sure you understand that there are some things even a Queen cannot control." Donald quickly replied: "Don't give the matter another thought Your Majesty; but I must tell you, until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses".
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