And it's their first day, time for assignments.
The drill Sergeant asks the first one. "WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?"
"I like to go sailing!" he replied.
"OK, YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE OF BOATS!"
The second friend stood up for his turn, and was asked the same question. "I like to fly..."
"OK YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE OF OUR PLANES!"
The third friend came up and was once again asked what he liked to do. However, he had a stutter so all he could say was "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I"...
The drill sergeant looks at him and replies, "OK, YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE OF THE MACHINE GUNS!"
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