This is for my people
Four guys, white, black, Hispanic and Asian, ar...
Fly Jokes
How do two flies screw in a lightbulb?
I don't really know, I'm not a fly. But I'd sur...
"Name a blue fly"
Mosquito with jeans
It was only when a fly landed on my testicles
That I realized that violence does not always w...
A Frenchman, a Russian, and an Irishman walk into a bar.
A Frenchman, a Russian, and an Irishman walk in...
What's the difference between a kindergarten class and an ISIS camp?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
How do I cross the street?
Guys please guide me, should I fly or something...
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
I don’t fly at all well.
Says the FAA.
A man is sitting in a restaurant
when a waiter serves him his order. The man not...
What do you call a terrorist crane fly?
A Jihadi Longlegs
School jokes
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
Why could the brony butterfly just barely not fly?
He was a Fluttershy
Posted it because My Littl...
Two bugs are having a conversation...
A fly asks a small bug on its back "Hey bug on ...
What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?
... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.
Dead fly
When you kill a fly, does it become a dead flew?
I thought I understood the Saying "When Pigs Fly".
but then, the Swine Flu.
Can a window fly?
I dunno, is adorable to?
Plane Problems
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot ...
TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag.
They use a white flag instead.
Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?
"Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airp...
What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?
Caribou can't fly.
An improved Game of Thrones joke
Robert Baratheon, Renly Baratheon and Stannis B...
Gary Smith
Gary Smith is employed at a small factory of a ...