A Frenchman, a Russian, and an Irishman walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Russian orders a shot of Vodka, and the Irishman orders a pint of ale. When the drinks come, all 3 have a fly in them. The Frenchman yells at the barman and demands another. The Russian picks up the fly, eats it, then takes the shot. The Irishman looks at the fly in his drink and yells, "Spit it out, ya wee shit!"
*Adapted from Game of Thrones for those who don't watch
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