The tyrannical CEO
Initech was a world shipping conglomerate. Its ...
Fly Jokes
University Administrators.
It seems that there were two University adminis...
When it comes to using figurative language,
I always fly by the seat of my car.
I ran a survey for Muslims
And 9 out of 11 said they would fly a plane int...
A young blonde...
...pilot is in her first flying lesson in a 2 s...
To expand their business, CNN and NBC build airports.
As usual, a lot of things fly over their heads.
whats the difference between suicide bombers and space rockets?
suicide bombers fly in all directions
I asked my girlfriend to fly to Italy with me to get married and eat melon.
She told me "I cantaloupe".
Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane...
Give a girl a plane ticket...
... and she'll fly for a day.
Push a girl from...
Buy a man a ticket for a plane and he will fly once
push a man out of a plane and he will fly for a...
Penguin Comedian
An ill-prepared penguin comedian was about to g...
In "Captain Sully", technically speaking, Tom Hanks did not fly a plane on to the Hudson River
That was falling with style
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a ...
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird
I don’t fly very well,
according to the FAA.
A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Texas to Mexico.....
he agreed and carried them in his plane. Every ...
So a guy is in a bar...
So a guy is in a bar on the 50th floor. He sees...
I don't get plane jokes...
They just fly over my head.
Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plane bagel!
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel!
Mixologists, bartenders, how to make a smoky manhattan?
You fly a plane into the WTC
I'm so glad pigs don't fly.
Or else pork prices will go UP!