when a waiter serves him his order. The man notices that the waiter has a spoon tied around his neck. Being curious, he asks the waiter.
"Excuse me, but would you mind telling me what the spoon is for?"
"Oh, that's just in case a fly falls in the soup. I'll rather take it out neatly with a spoon than with my hands. It's more hygienic that way."
"Gotcha" says the man. "But what's with the string hanging out of your pants?"
"That's for when I need to go to the bathroom. I pull the string, and out it pops"
"But how do you put it back?" asks the man even more curious.
"Simple" says the waiter, "I just use the spoon"
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