Top Ten Signs You Might Be a Frog
1. You get mad when you don't find a fly in yo...
Fly Jokes
When Pigs Fly
It was often said that if an African American w...
Peter Pan
Q:Why can peter pan fly?
A:Because if you got ...
You'll Never Understand English
If a fly can fly, can an elephant elephant?
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how geese fly (in formation)
Ravens and Crows
A good friend told me a story once. When she wa...
What kind of planes do rappers fly?
Spitfire
A lovely woman is first in line at a bus stop.
The bus opens its doors to let her on. She lift...
Little Johny To Teacher
Little johny was sitting in class doing maths p...
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
"What's the difference between an Al-Qaeda base and a Pakistani school?"
"I don't know man, I just fly the drone."
I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it
Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it ...
Hey! What's up?
A heartwarming animated film about a boy, an ol...
Recently I visited my daughter. When I asked her newspaper, she said:
Dad, this is the 21st century, take my IPad. Wh...
Which monkey can fly?
A hot air baboon!
I want to fly
But gravity is such a let down
What's the difference between a co-pilot and a duck?
The duck can fly.
EDIT: this is a pilot joke ...
2 flies on a terd
1 fly farts and the other says 'do you mind I'm...
An Englishman, an Aussie and a Scotsman are at a bar
An Englishman, an Aussie and a Scotsman are at ...
Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
You Can’t Teach an Old Dog to Fly
A woman called our airline customer-service de...
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't...
A teacher is working on word problems with her students
A teacher is working on word problems with her ...