So a guy is in a bar on the 50th floor. He sees a man come in, drink a shot of tequila, and jump out of the window.
10 minutes later, to his surprise, he sees the man walk into the bar again.
"Sir, how did you do that?" he asked in shock.
"Simple," replied the man, "I take a shot of LIGHT tequila and it makes me light enough to fly!"
So he decided to try it himself. He took a shot of light tequila, jumped out the window, and died.
From across the room the bartender yelled, "Stop messing with people when you're drunk, Mr. Kent!!"
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