A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Texas to Mexico.....

he agreed and carried them in his plane. Every place was so noisy.

Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said "please, can you teach me how to fly the aeroplane"?

The pilot replied, "I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise ."(He thought the mad man couldn't do it)

The mad man went in, after some minutes, the plane was silent as if an angel had had just appeared.

After some time the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now.

The pilot became happy and asked "how did you calm them down?"

The mad man replied, "I opened the door for them and told them go and play outside!"

The pilot fainted...