As he walks down the street he sees three children playing. He is inspired by their happiness, approaches them and asks for their names. "Sunflower", says the freckle-faced girl. "Sunflower?", asks the man, "Why would that be your name?" - "It is said that when I was born, a sunflower fell on my head!" - "Oh, I see." He turns to the second child who has a very shiny face and asks him for his name. "My name is dandelion." - "How come?" - "When I was born, a dandelion fell on my head!". Lastly, he turns to the third child who is a deformed boy with a maimed face and a crippled appearance. "What's your name?", asks the man. "Treeeeee".
^^^It's ^^^funnier ^^^when ^^^told ^^^aloud ^^^with ^^^a ^^^disfigured ^^^"tree"
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