Custody Case
A man and his young wife were in divorce court,...
Flower Jokes
Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby
I dont come on my apple before I eat it
A mean teacher wanted to show his class he meant business.
So he asked, "If there are any idiots in the ro...
If you see an Apple store getting robbed....
Does that make you an iWitness?
A man had 3 daughters.
A man had 3 daughters.
The first daughter wal...
Humorists of Reddit! I challenge your joke inventing skills! First comment gives the punch line; the reply is the rest of the joke! (repost from 3 months ago)
posted 3 months ago by someone whom I honestly ...
BlackBerry and Apple have come together to create a something for ladies who have trouble listening.
It's been called the Black-i.
An Eskimo walks into a bakery
and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blu...
Last minute anniversary gift (x-post from r/cleanjokes)
A devoted husband has made it a tradition to bu...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. That's th...
An elderly man and woman enter the bar and ask the bartender for their usual drinks.
The bartender serves them, speaking to the man,...
Three builders are sitting on top of a building...
...when they decide to have lunch. The first bu...
How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for ...
Man goes to his son and asks 'Did you tip over the outhouse'?
Son says, 'Father, I cannot tell a lie: I tippe...
Boys trip.
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect b...
Attempting to Set A New Password
Attempting to Set A New Password:
Website: S...
Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?
Steve Jobs went underground.
It was visitor's day at the insane asylum...
It was visitor's day at the insane asylum and a...
My friend told me he wanted to plant an orchard.
I told him to grow a pear.
Do ya know the difference between Scots and Scotch?
Ay now.
A Scot is a lad that can play the pipe...
what happens when you pop a cherry?
she starts crying
Can't take that chance
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacatio...
Password reset
A man was was unable to log into his online ban...
...it's like what the mussel said to the clam...
“I wouldn't wish that on an anemone!"
A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died?
Answer: To a Bananas foster home.