Am I guilty of being romantic? You be the judge.
A bottle of champagne on ice, sweet love songs ...
Flower Jokes
Why did Siri call out of work?
It was her time of month and she was out of iPa...
[Dirty joke] What's red and has 7 bruises?
Snow White's cherry.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but what happens when you have an onion a day?
It keeps everyone away!
The Real Meaning of “An Apple A Day”…
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospit...
Three girls meet on the first day of school.
They ask each other what their names are. The f...
ninja
apple + banana = cantaloupe.
so what is a ninj...
The Telegram
"Telegram"
Oh boy, I've always wanted a singin...
Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It ...
How much force was exerted by an apple falling...
on Pingu's head?
A nooton.
Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium
Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose abov...
I farted in an Apple Store
Not my fault they don't have Windows
I heard Columbine High School ordered books...
but all they got were magazines.
I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car.
But they're having trouble installing windows.
Cannabis use must be very common in the Middle East..
I hear a lot of people get stoned there...
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they t...
[OC] What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?
I'm a-lookin'...
And I'm a lycan.
A black man and an apple fall from a tree at the same time. What hits the ground first?
The apple because the black man was stopped by ...
If you were an Apple product
You'd be an iSore.
Osama Bin Laden was really smart
He created Airdrop before Apple did
3 daughter's and their mother are sitting at a table.
The first girl goes up to her mom and says "Mom...
I farted in a Apple Store
Too bad they didn't have any *windows*.
An Apple store near where I live got robbed
$25k worth of merchandise was stolen. The polic...