An old man is proudly explaining to his friend the new technique he and his wife learnt for remembering names.
'It involves associating a trait with an object...
Flower Jokes
America Offline [To the tune of "American Pie"]
America Offline
[To the tune of "American Pie"]...
An American, a Briton, and a North Korean look at a picture of Adam and Eve
An American, a Briton, and a North Korean look ...
You know The Bachelorette producers have run out of ideas when they say
Phuket for the final rose ceremony.
The Pope once popped a Cherry...
in his mouth.
Went to see 'Gypsy Rose' to have my fortune told;
"Sees all, Knows everything"
Yeah right;
I kn...
An elderly man in Louisiana
... had owned a large farm for several years. H...
Casino Money
A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas cas...
Why is the Apple Store always so hot?
They don't have Windows installed. ;)
The secret to wealth
A young man once asked a rich older man how he ...
Archery Competition
Three archers decide to participate in a tourna...
Stupid People
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this du...
A father with three daughters
is sitting down for dinner when the first of hi...
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
If Apple made a car...
would it have Windows?
rose,daisy and brick
"mum why am i called rose ?"
"because a rose fe...
If Apple made a car...
Would it have windows?
Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch.
It's called the iTouch-Kids.
Mexican stealing jobs
Mexicans aren't stealing great jobs
It's more ...
Why did the apple cross the road?
To get to the other cider.
An apple a day
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospit...
What's more bruised than an old apple?
Me after a night with Buba from prison.
A man walks into the produce section of a grocery store
He stares longingly at the apples for several m...
Hemp in the Hotel.
Mary Juana owned a hotel called Hero Inn. This ...