3 daughter's and their mother are sitting at a table.

The first girl goes up to her mom and says "Mommy why is my name Rosie?" and the mom replies "Because we sprinkled roses on your head when you were a baby"

Then the second girl goes up to her mom and says "Mommy why is my name lily?" and the mom replies "Because we sprinkled lilies on your head when you were a baby

"AHGAGDVBEVSBEBFHSIWKNFOWOJFBCODHEGF"
"Shut up brick"

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