If you watch an Apple store get robbed,
Does that make you an iWitness?
Flower Jokes
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Though if you don't go see your doctor regularl...
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped by a giant praying mantis.
I smell maple syrup!
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all l...
Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store?
For the Watch.
Apple have talked about their most recent iPhone recently,
The sales team seems to think it was a huge 6s
THE TRIAL OF AN IGBO, YORUBA AND HAUSA MAN
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa
man wer...
How do you say genius sarcastically?
Apple genius.
A Few Puns
Q.Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mou...
Europe Classroom
Classroom. All European Union countries are sit...
A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving
The officer asked "how high are you?"
The man ...
What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert
apple turnover
A Millennial is having a thought..
He types "Capitalism is an outdated economic sy...
My daughter lost her cherry.
Fell right off her milkshake.
I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today
Whoopsy-daisy!
Hey Iggy Azalea, do you consider yourself an optimist or a pessimist?
"First things first, I'm a realist."
An Englishman, Frenchman, and Russian walk into an art gallery...
The painting that the 3 men are observing has a...
Mom why do they call me...
[So my friend told me this joke today]
A littl...
Today I purchased a cherry tree and a firecracker.
Bought a Bing, bought a boom.
Bill Gates went into an Apple store...
Farted, and stank up the whole place. But it's ...
Did you hear about the 90 year-old virgin?
Her cherry had fruit flies
One iPhone in an Apple
Two iPhones is a pear.
It was time to name Canada
All the 4 founding hosiers were sitting around ...
We crush olives for olive oil, we crush walnuts for walnut oil and we crush sunflower seeds for sunflower oil
So how do we make baby oil?