Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Johnny's First Job


Little Johnny applied for a salesman's job at ...

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Q:What did the fish say when he crashed into a...

Good morning Girls


Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the...

Did you hear about the two men from the monastery...


Did you hear about the two men from the monast...

A POKE


Dale Earnhart, Mark Martin and Gordon are all ...

My Pet Fish


In order to brighten up the living room we bou...

Life or Death?


One day there was a man who was walking throug...

Redneck Computer Terms


BACKUP - What you do when you run across a sku...

TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS


--Never take a beer to a job interview or ask ...

Computer Sayings


1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mai...

Tuna Fish


What's the difference between a piano and a fi...

Destroying The World


Noah's Ark... If it happened today


And the ...

Battered Fish


Q.Do you know what happened to the fish that w...

My Aunt


Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my...

You fish in your above-ground


You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and ca...

DROWN


HAVE U EVER HEARD OF THE BLONDE THAT TRIED TO ...

Ice Fishing


A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthda...

Redneck Etiquette


- Redneck Driving Etiquette -
Dim your headli...

Network -


Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it brea...

Fish friar


A monastery in the English countryside had fal...

Silly Questions


1.If you throw a cat out of the window, does i...

Ponderables


A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor...

Fishy story


Thursday night her husband comes home and says...

YOU KNOW NO ONE LOVES YOU IF...


- The pet cat got better food than you did.
-...

Polaks Come Back To Fish


These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishi...