Dale Earnhart, Mark Martin and Gordon are all on a fishing trip. After a few
hours and no bites, Dale jumps into the shallow water unzips and waves his
jiggly worm around. Pow! A huge bass hits it and he walks to the bank, pokes it
in the eye to make it release from his manhood, and holds up a 55 pound Bass.
Mark takes a look and jumps in the water and waves his peter around in the
water. Bam, another Bass! He walks to the shore and pokes the fish in the eye
and picks up a 70 pound Bass.
A little while passes and Dale looks at Jeff and says, "Aren't you going to
give it a try?"
Jeff replies, "No, I don't want to get poked in the eye!"
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