Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Noah And Today's Ark


The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six...

Lobster Fishing


After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman i...

Corporate Travel Policy


Due to the current financial situation, change...

So, do you wanna fish


A game warden spots a young lad walking down t...

Penis's R Like Fish


For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fis...

You might be a Redneck Jedi if:


Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.


You h...

Two [ethnics], Tom and Jack,


Two [ethnics], Tom and Jack, were sitting in a...

Texas Etiquette Tips


"East Texas Driving Tips"


- Dim your headlig...

Guitar joke


Q: What is the difference between a guitar and...

Signs you've had too much holiday cheer


1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. ...

. . . and thanks


. . . and thanks for all the fish.

Apology Form


Dear


a) Mom,
b) Dad,
c) Love of my life,
...

Dog Fishin'


What kind of fish does a dog catch?
Catfish.

Work is for people who


Work is for people who don't know how to fish

What has four legs and


What has four legs and smells like fish?


Cl...

Catfish and lawyers


Q: What's the difference between a catfish and...

Give a Man a Fish...


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;T...

Bumper Stickers


Horn broken. Watch for finger.


Your kid may ...

Elephant


What do you get when you cross a fish and an e...

The big fish


A guy was fishing in lake near Philadelphia .S...

The Night Before Chanukah...


The Night Before Chanukah


'Twas the night b...

Favorite Ways To Annoy A Yankee


1. Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHIN...

Your kid takes a siphon


Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell....

Lawyer quickies 3


Q: How do you kill 4000 lawyers?
A: You build...

School Files


And who says our educational system is in dire...