Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Fish says,


What does a fish use to get high?
Seaweed!

Guy with Small Head


A man is sitting in the bar when he notices an...

Fish says


Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concre...

Dam


Q: What did the fish say when he ran into the ...

The Florida State Department of


The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildl...

When Ole quit farming, he


When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he w...

Sooooo Blonde


She was so blonde...


She got stabbed in a sh...

Facts of Life!


Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet th...

Three hours of fighting


George was describing a 30 pound Bass he'd cau...

Redneck Jedi


You might be a redneck Jedi if...Your Jedi rob...

stupid joke for stupid people


yo mommas so dumb, she tried to drown a fish

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A monastery


A monastery in the English countryside had fal...

Cool Sadam


once upone Saddam went to the zoo then he saw ...

What did the fish


What did the fish say when he ran into the wal...

Wwe


What Do You Call A Fish With No Eyes? Fsh

If white wine goes with


If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes ...

Redneck Etiquette


* Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles...

Two [ethnics] are out fishing, and having...


Two [ethnics] are out fishing, and having a gr...

Fish Mistake!!!


One day, a blonde got some new fish. But there...

What has four legs and smells like fish?...


What has four legs and smells like fish?


Cl...

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Fishing is better


When you go fishing and you catch something, t...

The least experienced fisherman always


The least experienced fisherman always catches...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?A: She drowns...

She was so blonde th


- she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holida...