Apology Form


Dear


a) Mom,
b) Dad,
c) Love of my life,
d) Assistant Principal,
e) Local Police Chief,


Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your


a) Car
b) House
c) Pet
d) Mother-in-law
e) Left arm


was severely damaged by my


a) infantile
b) puerile
c) inept
d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
e) woefully under appreciated


prank.


How could I have known that the


a) car
b) jet ski
c) large helium balloon
d) Patriot missile
e) Zamboni


I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is
true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your


a) house
b) wife
c) Cub Scout troop
d) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete
with lightbulb in the torch
e) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans


You must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent
carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to


a) imagine
b) fathom
c) comprehend
d) appreciate
e) pay for


and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know
that you are perfectly within your rights to


a) hate me
b) sue me
c) spank me
d) take my firstborn
e) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the
fish in your koi pond


but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had,
joshing around at


a) school
b) work
c) church
d) the bowling alley
e) the municipal jail


and to remember that I am first and foremost your


a) friend
b) child
c) sibling
d) lease co-signer
e) only possible match should you ever need a
bone marrow transplant.


I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that


a) was so stupid
b) was so silly
c) would have been funny if it worked
d) you would have done, if you had thought of it first
e) I'm going to use again on someone else.


Sincerely,


(your name here)
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