Two [ethnics], Tom and Jack, were sitting in a bar one day, when two
fishermen walked in with 2 huge trout, one of the [ethnics] asked where the
guys got the fish, and the fishermen told the [ethnics] that they go down to the
bridge, one guy would hold the other by the ankles until a fish was
The [ethnics] figured that they could to that.
After holding Tom for about 20 minutes, Jack asked Tom if he had anything,
and the reply was "no." About 20 more minutes passes, so Jack asked again, and
again the reply was "no." Finally, Tom yelled "Pull me up!! Pull me up!!"
Jack exclaimed "Ya got one?" Tom said, "No! a train is coming!"
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