Red Neck
Proof that you are a well-bred red neck:
1. ...
Fish Jokes
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animal...
Four Legs
What has four legs and smells like fish?
Cl...
A Fishy Story
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They ...
Dumb Messages and Warnings
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should n...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six m...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Income Tax: C...
Dumb Britney Spears
Britney Spears sais to a fish: How do you have...
Lawyer and a Catfish
What's the difference between a lawyer and a c...
Q. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete...
Q. What did the fish say when he hit a concr...
Homilies to live by
1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for ...
Yo mama and the fish & Yo mama and the kids
yo mama is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish ...
Things To Do To Your Roommate
Take all the chip bags... open them... lick al...
Three bronzed Alaskan blondes
Three bronzed Alaskan blondes are sitting by t...
Warning! Warning!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," d...
Maxims for the Internet Age
1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mai...
Lawyer quickies 3
Q: How do you kill 4000 lawyers?A: You build a...
Redneck quickies 24
You might be a redneck if...
You've ever hit...
Make the Pie Higher
This following poem is composed entirely of ac...
Camping Tips
* When using a public campground, a tuba place...
Sooo... Blonde
She was soooo blonde...
* she asked for a p...
Aggies go Ice Fishing
Two Aggies decide they want to go ice fishing ...
HOW BLONDE WAS SHE?
She was soooo blonde... she asked for a price ...
Netscape Navigator FishCam
In Netscape Navigator, type Ctrl + Alt + f to ...
Eating with children.
Eating with Children
A guy hosted a dinner p...