Fish Jokes
A blind man goes for a morning walk
He's walking around tapping away. He happens to...
Everyone should know at least how to fish...
So everyone needs learn to be a master baiter.
What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
Good morning ladies
Which sea creature is the most determined?
Any fish that is swimming near a dolphin, becau...
An American investment banker was taking a much-needed vacation
An American investment banker was taking a muc...
Why are fish only happy inside?
They have in-door fins
I'm Sorry Miss Jackson
I'm sorry miss jackson
I am four eels
Never ...
What did the blind man say when he walked passed the fish aisle in the supermarket?
Good morning, ladies.
Hungry priests
A group of hungry priests walk into a restauran...
Just some guys chilling out in Heaven
Two guys die and go to heaven. They relax with ...
Keeping with the spirit of all the international jokes, I present one of my favorite Ukrainian ones.
A Ukrainian man and a Russian man are out fishi...
What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?
... One is greasy with big eyes.
The other...
Best joke my mother ever told
A red neck was walking back to his truck with a...
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
Skrillex goes fishing
Skrillex's father began to worry about his boy ...
Top 20 worst jokes ever !!!!
The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!
1. Two antennas met o...
A man goes ice fishing...
He takes out his ice pick and begins to hack aw...
What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood?
That fish Cray.
How to carve a fish.
In the 70's in Scotland, there was a TV show ca...
Two Sail fish...
Two sail fish was swimming along. One got attac...
Five Jokes Which Have Never Produced Laughter
The 5 jokes that have never produced laughter, ...
Which fish is the redneck's favorite?
A Bearcooter
Random blonde joke.
A blonde decided she needed something new and...