There are always 4 men and 8 wheels on board,
8+4 is 12,
There are 12 inches in a ruler,
Queen Mary was a ruler,
Queen Mary was the name of a ship,
Ships go on water,
Fish are in water,
Fish have fins,
The Fins fought the Russians in the war,
The Russian flag has red on it,
........and fire trucks are always russian
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