What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?
Salmon en route
Fish Jokes
What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?
"Hello, ladies."
How to catch a Polar Bear
Cut a hole in the ice, fill it with dead fish, ...
So there are two race horses named Moe & Joe (Joke by a friend from middle school)
So there were these two racehorses named Moe & ...
3 Awesome Jokes
There is a potato and a cucumber in a boat on a...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a...
How do fish get stoned...
...Seaweed.
What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?
His catch-phrase.
Short n' Sweet, hope you lik...
THE salesman story.
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida ...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh. Eh, it works better if you tell it out ...
How long did it take the fish to go to the store?
salmon or eight minutes.
two fish are in a....
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ...
I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for a few dollars for food.
I pull $10 from my wallet and ask the man "if i...
On one side of me was Dwayne Johnson, and the other, a stone fish.
I guess I was just between the Rock and a hard ...
Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market?
They say he did it, "just for the halibut."
What do you call a fish with three eyes?
fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
Short simple fish joke
A fish is swiming upstream in a river hits a co...
Punishment
Not talking to your husband to punish him is li...
Most useless fish.
Mermaid
What's the difference between Ray Rice's wife and a fish?
A fish can take a left hook.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went ...
Two fish are in a tank
One of them says: so you know how to drive this...