A red neck was walking back to his truck with a bucket full of fish when he is stopped by D.N.R. The agent asked to see his fishing license. The red neck asked what he needed a fishing license for. He was told he needed one to fish. The red neck says, "I wasn't fishin' These are my pet fish. I take them out every evenin' and let them swim around and when I whistle they jump back in my bucket." The agent just had to see this. They go back down to the water and the red neck dumps the fish back into the water. After quite a few minutes the D.N.R. agent asked the red neck when he was going to whistle for his fish. The red neck looks back at him and says, "what fish?"
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