(John 21:3-9)
Now some of the had gone down to the Sea of Galilee to fish, and there they saw THE LORD, but they did not recognize him.
And he said unto them, "Friends, have you caught any fish yet?"
And they answered him, "No, not yet, Sir."
Then he said unto them, "Cast your net on the other side of the boat."
And they did so, and when they pulled up their net, their was a great draught of fish - 153 of them in all.
Then Simon Peter said, "I will go an prepare some for our breakfast." The others were amazed, and they recognized him, and said, "It is THE LORD!" So he appeared unto them fully, and greeted them in peace. (Now Simon Peter was still on the beach preparing the fish.)
The others approached him, and THE LORD said unto them, "Friends, do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"
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