What do you call a fish with no tail...
A one eyed grape.
Fish Jokes
A blind man
... walks into a fish market, pauses and says "...
The American businessman and the Mexican fisherman.
An American businessman was at the pier of a sm...
How do you catch a Swedish fish?
With a gummy worm as bait
Context is Key
She's so coy. Is she part fish?!
A fisherman comes home to his wife
A fisherman comes home to his wife after a day ...
"Keith Moon was Nuts"
Another insightful nugget of trivia from Opie. ...
Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio
What did the one fish in the tank say to the ot...
Why aren't fish good tennis players?
They don't like getting close to the net!
On a hot summer's day. two Rumanian women were sitting outside their hut eating salted fish ...
And one says to the other - how come there's fl...
I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house.
I guess you could say the bass dropped.
A man walks into a fish and chip shop...
A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a li...
Why are fish so thin?
Because they eat fish!
A Bright Future In Sales
A country boy moves to the city and goes to a b...
Two priests decided to open a Fish and Chip shop...
... One was a Fish Friar, the other was a Chip ...
I like my women like I like my fish.
An irregular plural.
What's the difference between...
What's the difference between dubstep and a fis...
Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them
I'll start:
What do you call a fish with no ey...
What do Sea Monsters eat?
Fish and Ships.
Two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says “Do you know ho...
What's the difference between fish and meat?
If you beat your fish, it will die.
Give that Man a Fish
I once taught a man to fish. He ended up offin...