A boy gets a job at the zoo.
On his first shift, his manager asks him to fee...
Fish Jokes
A Tale of Two Unfortunate Aggies
Two Aggies went ice fishing, but it was kind of...
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop him a line.
I posted these Aggie jokes elsewhere, so someone is bound to post them here.
These are jokes commonly told around the Univer...
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day;
Teach a man to fish, and a month later he dies ...
What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?
"Good morning, ladies!"
More intense then dad-jokes, prepare for the wrath of my granddad's favorite jokes
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B
What d...
Two friends went fishing
Two friends decided to go fishing. They came to...
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and...
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
My 8 y/o dau...
Two fish are in a tank.
One fish turns to the other and says, "You man ...
A Young Salesman
A young guy from Texas moves to New York and go...
Pet fish
A man get stopped by a game warden with his bas...
The fisherman and the marshall
There was this guy out on his boat catching som...
Talking about school grades with your parents like...
Parents: Got any A's this semester?
Me: Go fish.
Two fish were in a tank
One of them turns to the other and says, "how d...
What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
A German, a Frenchman and an Englishman go fishing...
They fish quite happily for a while until the G...
Any language-independent fresh/unheard jokes?
I've been reading jokes over here which are clo...