A man walks into a bakery...
So a man walks into a bakery with a fish under ...
Fish Jokes
I caught a big fish!
I was going to mount it, but there were people ...
You can tune a guitar
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a fish
Why California is broke and Texas is not.
The governor of California is jogging with h...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi...
...decide to have a friendly competition to see...
Two fish are sitting in a a tank.
One says to the other, "You get the guns. I'll ...
Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me today
Luckily my injuries were mostly super fish-oil.
Two fish are in a tank...
...one says, "You shoot, I'll drive!"
(NSFW) A blind man walks past a fish market and exclaims
"Hellooo Ladies"
Why was the ocean embarrassed?
Because all the fish could see his bottom.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat a...
A collection of OC jokes!
Well I hope they're funny, anyway. The past few...
Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do ...
What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?
The fish doesn't know it's plaice.
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other...
"how do you drive this thing?"
Two fish in a tank...
...one turns to the other and says, "how do you...
How does a Russian catch fish?
A niet!
A Marriage License should be like a Fishing License
It expires every year and
if you go out of sat...
If I was a fish...
I'd be a broke trout.
Mark the Spot
Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake ...
My Dad taught me to swim the old fashion way
He took me down to the river and threw me in. ...
Go Fish
On a recent visit to the Japanese Gardens, my k...
Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?
For the Halibut.
If the Devil Had a Wife
One morning, the husband returns the boat to th...