There was this guy out on his boat catching some fish.
The marshal saw this guy and told him hey you can't fish here unless you have a permit. So show me your permit!
The guy says to the Marshall no no you don't understand these are my pet fish. Everyday I come to the lake let them swim around for some freedom and then at the end of the day I catch them and take them home.
The Marshall completely dumbfounded says that's impossible I have to see this!
So the man puts all the fish back in the lake.
15 minutes go by and the Marshall says okay so where are your pet fish now you gotta catch them again.
The guy looks at the Marshall straight in the eyes and says what fish?!
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