Why did the fish cross the sea?

Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide

Why did the child cross the playground?
To get to the other slide

*These all stem from the traditional why did the chicken cross the road jokes and are incredibly cheesy but I'm not ashamed to say I love them.*

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