There are two things in this world that smell like fish.
And one of them is fish.
Fish Jokes
very good joke
Two friends:
- Hey , for my son in his new job...
Catch a man a fish
and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish
(r...
I recently bought a friend for my pet fish (who is kind of a bully even though he's actually a coward), and the new friend swam away crying. Had me wondering...
How much diss did a fish bish dish if a fish bi...
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk.
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day
Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself. He...
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish and feed him for the r...
A wise man once said...
Man who fish in other mans well catch many crabs.
Why are there so many fish in the sea?
They're always getting hooked up
I just came across a group of elderly fish...
Old School.
Fishing
Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent al...
2 fish were in a tank, what did one of them say to the other?
How do I drive this thing?
Can someone please explain this joke to me
1.So there was this truck driver and he was rid...
The Fish Net
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A l...
Your wife and your lawyer are drowning, you have a decision to make....
Fish or chicken for dinner?
A fisherman and his wife had twin sons named Towards and Away.
A fisherman and his wife had twin sons named To...
Two fish are in a tank...
When one fish says, "How do you drive this thing?"
A blind man
Walks past a fish stand, "good morning ladies"
what do use to lure really big fish?
master bait
I like my women how I like my fish.
Battered.
I thought of it all by myself! :D
What do you call a one-man fish store?
A sole proprietorship.
Sorry.
How do you make music by releasing fish?
You drop the bass.
Why is the Ocean blue?
Because the fish go blublublu.