As a white man, I can sea some weird milk in a bag: "bagged milk." But my conscious sends me envy signals, so I sneeze into the ocean. With one big breath. Next, I cut holes in the top of the lid so we can hear the fish mooing, purring and sneezing back at me. And now he's gone and so am I.
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