Fish Jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh^im ^so ^sorry
Fish Joke of the Day
I want to krill myself.
Two fish are in a tank..
And one looks at the other and says, "How do yo...
Did you hear about the little Mexican fish who became a great actor?
His name is Anchovio Banderas
Two fish were in a tank...
One fish says to the other "You man the guns, i...
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a bottom-dwelling scum sucker.
The othe...
I went fishing with my dad
and we managed to catch a fish. It was a medioc...
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?
Good morning ladies.
Funny or just plain dumb?
My new girlfriend told me that she is an icthyo...
What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?
A school shooting
Son In Law.........
Son-in-law
Sbasurabarite said.
Years
Is coming ...
A fish asked a lobster why he gets boiled alive
The lobster replied "your face looks boiled"
Th...
A man was fishing in the park...
A man was fishing at a pond in a public park wh...
Two fish were in a tank.
One looks to the other and says, do you know ho...
Koi Fish always travel in groups of four
That's because while the A Koi, the B Koi and t...
Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?
They keep getting caught in the net!
hahahahaha wishes of three ladies....
Three women were trapped on an island. They nee...
Repost::After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling
When asked what the problem was, the wife went...
Ooopppsss
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a...
The fish's piano was making weird noises.
Guess it was out of tuna.
What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?
An orthopedic sturgeon.
:D ?