I went fishing with my dad

and we managed to catch a fish. It was a mediocre fish, but we were happy with it. I was holding the fish up for my dad to take a foto, the fish started to throw itself from side to side, it was still alive and wet, so I got water over myself. The fish laughed and flew away to the fish people. It was a magic carp splash attack.

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