A man was fishing at a pond in a public park where "no fishing" signs were posted everywhere. Soon a game warden comes along and sees the cooler of fish the man beside the man and confronts him about it, "I'm afraid I am going to have to fine you for every fish in this cooler". The fisherman responds, "These are my pet fish, I come here everyday, let them swim and then I whistle and they come back to my cooler and I take them home"
Thinking this was the most ridiculous thing he has ever heard the game warden tells him to prove it!
So the fisherman gently releases all the fish in the cooler back into the pond and starts packing up his gear. After a few minutes the game warden says, "well, arent you gonna get your pet fish back"
The fisherman looks at him with a confused look and says, "what fish?"
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