There's two fish in a tank, and one says
"How do you drive this thing?"
Fish Jokes
Did you hear about the fish that went deaf?
It had to buy a herring aid
I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning...
I saw a blind man walking down the street one m...
What do you call someone who photographs fish?
A school shooter
Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me.
I only suffered super fish oil injuries, but I'...
So a drunk man walks into Petsmart...
Worker: Can I help you sir?
Man: Yes, I wanted...
Two soldiers are in a tank.
"BLUBLUBLUBBLUBLUB", said one to the other.
A...
What did the sushi say to the other fish about his luck?
I'm on a roll!
Fun fact, clown fish are edible.
But be forewarned, they taste funny.
A man walks into a library...
... then walks up to the lady behind the counte...
morale
A fly is flying above a river.
A fish swims in...
What do sharks eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
What genre is fish-created music?
Eel-ectronic music.
How do fish get high?
Seaweed
What did the shark say to the fish?
Nice to eat you :)
An American man walks into a bar...
An American man walks into a bar and grabs a se...
Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other...
How do we drive this thing?
What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Fishermen hate him - you'll never guess what one item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else.
Repost... ??? ... I don't get it.
3 Blondes Fishing
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a rive...