Did you hear the one about the fish stew?
It was quite a meel
Fish Jokes
My friend took his grandmother to one of those health spas where tiny fish eat all the dead skin...
It cost him $300, but it was a lot cheaper than...
Two fish are in a tank.
One of them turns to the other and asks "how do...
Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day..
Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat ...
The fish's guitar sounded terrible.
He must've forgotten his tuna.
If you have a fish you can sell it to a man.
If you teach a man to fish you have ruined a wo...
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store.
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job...
Fish Pickup Lines:
"Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and mak...
There are two fish in a tank.
One says I'll drive, the other one mans the gun
What do you call a fascist fish?
Gill Duce.
Fish
What do you call the fish in front of the other...
Give a man a fish...
...and feed him for a day. Give a man to a fish...
What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?
"You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
I have 12 fish, 5 drown how many do I have left?
12! Fish cant drown! (Dont be that guy and tel...
How do you tell a beer keg and a new fish apart?
*Kegs don't beg you to stop when you tap them.*
A cop pulls a car over for speeding...
A cop pulls a car over for speeding.
The guy ...
What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?
Carp E.D.M.
Credit to my friend for this one.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Blind, probably.
I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again.
I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the e...
What do you call a fish that is a reff?
An offishial
Got this from theodd1'sout
Riddles are so stupid! Here's an example of one...