Give a man a fish
and he eats for a day.
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Fish Jokes
Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do ...
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...
teach a man to fish and you create a market for...
Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?
Because of the indoor fins.
What do you call a swimming doggo?
A big ol' pupper fish
How many fish did it take to kill my ex wife?
None, there are no fish under my new gazebo.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
An American businessman was standing at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village...
An American businessman was standing at the pie...
Dropping
Dubstep producers who enjoy fishing happen to d...
Penguin Go Fish
2 penguins were playing go fish, the first peng...
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "How do you drive this?"
Why did my sister go down to the fish market?
Oh just for the Halibut!
What is the most expensive type of fish?
A goldfish!
I am not sorry.
Why did the fish jump out of the water?
Because he was hooked on worms.
If you can think of a better fish pun
Let minnow
Where did Noah park his fish?
The carp-ark.
A little boy asks his mother
"Mommy, can I go swimming?"
Mother: "Certainly...
What do you call a veegan who just figured out they ate fish?
A pist-cetarian.
A pastor buys some fish
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his c...
There are plenty of fish in the sea...
...but until I catch one, I'm just stuck here h...
Why are fire engines red?
Because they have eight wheels and four people ...
A blind man walks past the fish market in the morning
and he says "Good morning ladies".