An American man walks into a bar...

An American man walks into a bar and grabs a seat. While ordering a pint, he can't help but overhear an obnoxiously loud but indiscernible conversation from three massively large ladies down the bar.

The man calls out to them,, "Hey babes, are you from Scotland?"

Quite rudely, one lady interjects while inhaling her fish and chips,nmñm, "It's Wales, you jackass!"

Embarrassed, the man replies, "My deepest apologies, Whales, are you fom Scotland?"

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