It started off great, with easy small talk at the restaurant. She asked about my job. I told her entrepreneur. She asked what I liked most about my job. I replied, 'freedom.' We started to get in that comfortable groove.
"My daddy always told me, " she said, with a far away look and wistful grin. "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and it'll take ten times the effort to beat his will into submission."
"Um, what's your job again?"
"Director of Human Resources," she replied.
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