He said: "You need to grant me wishes now, I am tired of being a priest!"
She came, took his bible and threw it away. "Done" - the fish said.
Now he said "I want to be rich but do nothing!"
"Stop fooling around!" she said and gave him the bible back.
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Its rough translate from my language, hope its still funny xD!
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