Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

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A five year old boy was living with his mother,...

A Cat and Elephant

What did the cat say to the elephant?

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant a...

Elephant

Teacher: "Why does an elephant have a trunk?"
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Two Angry Neighbors

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for ...

Hollywood Squares

These great questions and answers are from the...

Ten Signs You Know You're At A Bad Zoo

1. When no one else is looking, you swear that ...

Question and Answer Animal Jokes

I know this isn't too funny, but it's one of th...

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Why are Democrats better than Republicans in be...

Humorous Insurance Claims

Authentic Claims from a Car Insurance agency......

Why Elephants Need Locksmiths

Why did the elephant call the locksmith? Becaus...

What Do You Get?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with...

Q&A-1

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in ...

Elephant

What do elephants always bring on holiday?
A t...

Signs that You are Drunk

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

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You Might be Drunk If...

1. You've named that purple elephant that follo...

Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and g...

Elephants

Q. what is more diffucult than getting a pregna...

Catch an Elephant

How do you catch an elephant?

Dig a hole, pu...

Elephant on a Highway

What was the elephant doing on the highway?

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Elephant

Why did the elephant cross the road?



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Savanna Football

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had a...

Chasing a Cat

What do you call an elephant chasing a cat? Dep...

Marriages Made In . . . .?

If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorc...