Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

What pill would you give to an elephant that ca...

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor.

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see ...

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

How does an elephant get out of a small car ? T...

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because t...

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant ...

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Ta...

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?

What did the grape say when the elephant stood ...

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

How can you tell if there is an elephant in you...

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have yo...

Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?

Have you heard about the elephant that went on ...

Why did the elephant eat the candle ?

Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light...

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? ...

How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?

How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Ha...

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums...

Teacher:To which family does the elephant belong ?

Teacher:To which family does the elephant belon...

Teacher: Where would you find an elephant ?

Teacher: Where would you find an elephant ? Pup...

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? G...

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in e...

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

What do you call an elephant that lies across t...

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ?

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up i...

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ?

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's s...

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Pl...

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A sna...