Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with...

Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win?

Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who...

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant w...

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant ste...

Q: How do you catch an orange elephant?

Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I do...

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six...

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? N...

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

How do you know when there is an elephant under...

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because h...

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your ...

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan.

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller f...

Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?

Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton a...

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its...

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The el...

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihu...

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with ...

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's to...

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? S...

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jum...

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a ...